My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
and she was petting her beer can
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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