The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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