like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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