my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
NoShamevember. You game?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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