i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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