His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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