Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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