I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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