You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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