I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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