have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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