if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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