In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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