I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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