the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
and she was petting her beer can
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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