When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
