where does the pee come out of this thing
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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