they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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