i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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