I look better un-naked...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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