next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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