Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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