i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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