I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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