no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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