Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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