Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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