More tranny stories later!
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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