You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
She needs sedatives and a leash
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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