We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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