i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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