No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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