where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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