dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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