I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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