Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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