its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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