weddingsv make me drug and hornr
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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