Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
