nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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