after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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