check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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