I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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