Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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