i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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