It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
