this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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