He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
