:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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