Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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