I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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